Marley: “I love the filter they used to film Full House. It makes it look so old fashioned!”
Marley: “I love fish sticks even though they aren’t fish!"
Me: “Well what are they then?”
Marley: “Bits of chicken wrapped in mash potatoes...duh!”
Me: “Marley on a scale of 1-10 what do you rate me as a mom?”
Marley: “Eh, 1 higher than 3.”
Marley to Adam: “Are we on the same page here?!”
Marley and I are sitting in the couch watch TV...
Marley: “Will you please get me some milk?”
Me: “No you can go get it. There’s a cup of milk already in the fridge.”
Marley: “Why won’t you go get it?!”
Me: “Because it’s Mother’s Day. You go get it.”
Marley: “Look, I’ve already appreciated you today. Can’t you appreciate me and just go get it?!”
Marley: “Mom please don’t wear those sunglasses! You’ll embarrass me even in front of strangers!”
Marley: “Wow, spaghetti again? I feel like that’s all we eat.”
Me: “Geez thanks mom for making dinner!”
Marley: “I mean thanks for at least feeding me.”
Marley: “Mom when you wear makeup you look 20.”
**side note-I’m not wearing makeup today.
Me: “So what are you saying about how I look today?”
Marley: “Like you didn’t even try.”
Marley gifted me this beautiful bouquet she put together.
Me: “This is the best gift ever!”
Marley: “Good, then I’ll regift it to you next year.”
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