We most certainly can't finish out 2024 without a recap of this year's "Marleyisms". She never fails us...
Marley (as 20/20 is coming on tv): “Ugh I cannot watch 20/20! They’re so outdated they can’t even update their name to 2024…”
Marley: “Why was Mrs. Bill walking with a noise box?”
Me: “That would be a Walkman Marley.”
As Marley is going on and on about Taylor Swift…
Grammy Carol: “Have you watched more football this year?”
Marley: “Yep! I even know when they make a homerun!”
Tonight we were driving along the Brazos looking how high the water was. A man goes running by and Marley says, “Wow either that guys really sweaty, or he’s got a shiny finish.”
Marley: “At least in Lake Murvaul THEY don’t have crocodiles.”
ME: “You mean alligators.”
Marley: “Well they’re the same thing. Alligators are just girls and crocodiles are boys.”
Marley: “Yes it is! That’s why they’re called alGALigators.”
Me: “Hey Marley will you go get me some more coke please?”
Marley (after going to refill my drink): “I’m so confused. They had Diet Coke and Coca-Cola so I just got you Coca-Cola. I couldn’t find just the Coke.”
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